Last week, Susan noticed the ram skull that sits in our front flowerbed was missing. When someone steals something from your lawn, it’s not always easy to tell exactly when it disappeared. When neighborhood kids broke into my truck at our previous house, I came out the following morning and found my truck door ajar, my battery dead, my glove compartment open, and my GPS missing. I knew exactly what had been stolen, and when. Lawn ornaments — of which ram skulls are a subset — are different. It’s not like we kept our spare house keys in the ram’s… (read more)