This is long, but funny. This chat took place last night while playing Texas Hold ‘Em on Facebook with a bunch of strangers (and Jeff). The longer you read, the funnier it gets.
Ron Gianada: bengie where in the phillipines are you?
Bengie Balesteros: yup
Bengie Balesteros: y??
Ron Gianada: haha where?
Ron Gianada: cebu?
Bengie Balesteros: no
Bengie Balesteros: ilocos
Ron Gianada: if I move there will ya marry me?
Ron Gianada: =o)
Bengie Balesteros: yes why not…
Ron Gianada: cool ..of course you’ll have to be my 2nd wife
Ron Gianada: =o)
Bengie Balesteros: its ok
Ron Gianada: do you want kids?
Bengie Balesteros: from where are you???
Bengie Balesteros: yes
Ron Gianada: new york new york
Bengie Balesteros: oh rily??
Ron Gianada: how many kids?
Ron Gianada: yes rily
Bengie Balesteros: 2..
Ron Gianada: boy and girl?
Bengie Balesteros: yes
Ron Gianada: what will we name them?
Bengie Balesteros: ashley & dave
Ron Gianada: very nice names
Bengie Balesteros: yes
Ron Gianada: could we make girls name emily?
Bengie Balesteros: yes why not…
Bater Ma’mooon: how abt u go sit next to her??
Ron Gianada: so do we all live in the same house?
Bengie Balesteros: yes if you like..
Ron Gianada: awesome
Bengie Balesteros: oh
Rob O’Hara: I will move next door and take care of things while daddy’s out of town.
Bater Ma’mooon: LOL
Bater Ma’mooon: good one rob
Ron Gianada: uh sorry Rob
Ron Gianada: you don’t have the cash
Rob O’Hara: You won’t either after raising two kids, trust me.
Bater Ma’mooon: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Ron Gianada: already have 4
Bater Ma’mooon: got a come back for that?
Ron Gianada: and trust me i have plenty
Rob O’Hara: See so you will need to work long hours to support those 4 plus these two new ones.
Rob O’Hara: And someone will have to keep poor Bengie warm during the day.
Ron Gianada: i have people work for me
Ron Gianada: and she be poor
Ron Gianada: she won’t be poor that is
Rob O’Hara: Well I will work for you then. I’ll be your pool boy and take care of the hosing during the day.
Ron Gianada: dude you are weird
Ron Gianada: what part of no don’t you get
Rob O’Hara: You say no but Bengie says yes.
Ron Gianada: uh no she doesn’t
Rob O’Hara: Well of course she wouldn’t tell YOU that!
(Rob buys Bengie a shot of tequila.)
Ron Gianada: Bengie how old are you?
Bengie Balesteros: 25
Ron Gianada: how tall are you?
Patil Vartaniann: Rob ur hottt
Bengie Balesteros: 5’8
Ron Gianada: wow your tall for a phllipino
Ron Gianada: do you model?
Rob O’Hara: Bengie do you like pool boys?
Ron Gianada: Rob stop being a creep
Ron Gianada: what’s a matter they don’t have women in Ok?
Rob O’Hara: Ron do you like pool boys?
Ron Gianada: well I employ 3 of them
Rob O’Hara: I know what you mean by “employ” you kinky devil.
Ron Gianada: as long as they work hard and keep the hands of my women
Rob O’Hara: Keep the hands of your women? Gross!
Ron Gianada: Ok rob I’m done talking to you
Patil Vartaniann: rob ur hott
(Rob buys Patil a chocolate milk.)
Rob O’Hara: You like women without hands?
Ron Gianada: off that is
Rob O’Hara: With their hands off?
Ron Gianada: now I’m done with you
Rob O’Hara: Man if Bengie doesn’t have any hands you can have her.
Ron Gianada: So Bengie what do you do in ilocos
Rob O’Hara: She doesn’t work, what with no hands and all …
Jun Marquez: same hand bengie :)
Rob O’Hara: Patil do you have hands?
Patil Vartaniann: offcaurce i have hands duhh
Rob O’Hara: Sweet!
Rob O’Hara: Ron employs 22 people to take care of poor handles Bengie. So sad.
Ron Gianada: Patil
Ron Gianada: come sit next to me
Patil Vartaniann: y?
Jeff Martin: that’s not creepy or anything
Rob O’Hara: WATCH OUT HE’LL TAKE YOUR HANDS
Patil Vartaniann: huhh?
Jeff Martin: won’t affect my playing any
Ron Gianada: like I’m taking all of yours rob
Ron Gianada: Thanx sweety
Patil Vartaniann: w:D
(Ron gives Bengie a rose.)
(Ron gives Patil a rose.)
Ron Gianada: how ya like me now robby
Rob O’Hara: I love you, actually.
Patil Vartaniann: BENGIE TALK
(Bengie Leaves)
Ron Gianada: how old are you Patil?
Rob O’Hara: Well one of them loves you so much they left …
Patil Vartaniann: 15
Rob O’Hara: And the other is jailbait. Smoooooth …
Ron Gianada: hey rob you’re the one buying her choc milk
Ron Gianada: sicko
Rob O’Hara: What? I am only 14.
Patil Vartaniann: shut up ur 40teeez
Rob O’Hara: Yeah but that’s not what I tell minors!
Patil Vartaniann: werw do u live ron?
Ron Gianada: well then you and Patil should get along great
Ron Gianada: patil i;m sorry I don’t talk to under age girls online
Rob O’Hara: Yes he only employs them.
Patil Vartaniann: wat the hell i must be in 3oezzz
Patil Vartaniann: today is sooooooooo hotTtTt
Ron Gianada: how old are you?
Patil Vartaniann: OKAY, OKAY I LIVE IN DUBAI
Rob O’Hara: Patil, be sure to drink your milk. Makes strong bones!
(Pause.)
Ron Gianada: how do you block your ID?
Privacy Blocked: change your search setting to anything but everyone
Ron Gianada: where?
Privacy Blocked: settings, then privacy settings on the main facebook blue bar on the top of your screen
(Ron Gianada is no longer available for chat.)
For the record, I should have been paying more attention to the poker and less to Bengie, Ron and Patil. I lost all my virtual money.
Completely off-topic: I just ran across some of your comments on a textfiles.com post about the shutdown of AOL Hometown. I was reading about Geocities’ imminent shutdown and attempts to back up all the data off it. So much of it is crap personal pages, but for people like me who like to dig into old PC games from the early 90s, there is a lot of file format and game hacking info that will be lost forever since the only provider in town back then was Geocities.
LOL Your chat session reminds me of the days when I’d play poker on Full-Tilt Poker! Some people are asses and others are quite clueless.
So what do you think Rob was being? ; )
Here, a tongue-in-cheek ass. :P