Susan bought me a new pair of shoes the other day and said she would give them to me on the condition that I throw away my old shoes. I think this is terribly mean, as I really liked my old shoes. She said they looked like something a homeless person would wear. Hah, homeless people would kill to be this cool. I held out for a couple of days but unfortunately I really liked the new shoes too, so after snapping one last photo, the old shoes went out in the garbage today.
In other news, congratulations to Susan for finding the VCR remote and claiming the $10 bounty I posted last week. The remote was found under my recliner, obviously planted there by Susan to make me look stupid.
