I’d like to introduce you to a friend of mine. His name is beardie.
A bit scraggly in this photo, I have been growing beardie for essentially this entire NBA season, from around Christmas time until, well, today. Here are some of the nice things my wife has said about beardie:
“You look like you’re homeless.”
“You make too much money to look like that.”
“There’s milk in your beard and it smells funny.”
(That last one was from this morning.)
With the NBA season now over I had run out of excuses, and this morning I did the inevitable.