Clip of you proudly displaying your Star Wars figures.
Clip of me using a lighter to burn off Luke Skywalker’s face.
Clip of you cheering at a Thunder game.
Camera pans to the left to show me sitting there dejected in my Brent Barry Sonics jersey.
Clip of you playing with your kids.
Clip of me screaming at my cats.
Clip of you smiling as you play an arcade machine.
Clip of me slamming my Xbox controller to the ground.
Clip of you wrapping your cables neatly, you look at the camera and wink after a job well done.
Clip of me pulling a wire out of a drawer and a whole glob of tangled wires come with it. I look at the camera and shrug my shoulders like what you want from me?
Cut to us standing back to back with our arms folded, the title “Two Fat Guys with Beards” going across the bottom of the screen.
RIP the beard
We need to live together and do a reality show.
I can see the opening credits now.
Clip of you proudly displaying your Star Wars figures.
Clip of me using a lighter to burn off Luke Skywalker’s face.
Clip of you cheering at a Thunder game.
Camera pans to the left to show me sitting there dejected in my Brent Barry Sonics jersey.
Clip of you playing with your kids.
Clip of me screaming at my cats.
Clip of you smiling as you play an arcade machine.
Clip of me slamming my Xbox controller to the ground.
Clip of you wrapping your cables neatly, you look at the camera and wink after a job well done.
Clip of me pulling a wire out of a drawer and a whole glob of tangled wires come with it. I look at the camera and shrug my shoulders like what you want from me?
Cut to us standing back to back with our arms folded, the title “Two Fat Guys with Beards” going across the bottom of the screen.
I would totally go for that.
Just don’t touch my stuff.
I’d totally watch it.