Last night Mason and I watched a particularly gross episode of Ripley’s Believe It or Not together. During the opening segment a guy attempted (and broke) the world’s record for sticking giant South American hissing cockroaches into his mouth. The guy’s cheeks bulged as he shoved nine or ten of the disgusting little creatures into his mouth. After beating the record the guy opened his mouth and the cockroaches dribbled out of his mouth on to the ground below. Mason and I both commented on how gross the entire thing was.
The thing is, I hadn’t noticed Morgan watching the program from behind us. Thirty seconds later she came around me, standing between the two of us and the television. Her cheeks bulged. She opened her mouth, green beans poured out of her mouth out on to the carpet.
“I eat BUGS!” she exclaimed. Thank goodness she didn’t.