Smooth Criminal, Part IIMy cousin Ken broke into his own sister’s house yesterday, robbing her blind as well. That makes three robberies in two days — one of which where he was positively identified by someone in the house. According to the Del City Police Dept, no warrants have been issued yet.

The police are about to be the least of this guy’s worries. He’s got whatever drug dealers he ripped off this time, PLUS half my family looking for him. Can you say, third strike?

If you’ve seen this person, please contact the Del City Police Department immediately. I’d much rather the police got to him first than us.