"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat." -Alex Levine

It’s a cute little ditty discussing the dangers of “texting and sledding,” sure, but perhaps the greater danger is attempting to spell after having one too many mugs of eggnog.

Rudolph was not immediately available for comment.

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3 Responses to “Rudolf?”

  1. Earl says:

    Well, it has fewer characters than “Rudolph”, and is therefore ideal for texting purposes.

  2. Kevin Moon says:

    UR rite! LOL

  3. ubikuberalles says:

    Actually Rudolf was Rudolph’s lesser known, lesser educated, cousin.