Me: Wanna go to Chileno’s tonight?
Mason: Never heard of it.
Me: Sure you do!
Mason: Nope.
Me: It’s the place where you get cheese nachos!
Mason: Hmm. Nope.
(In the parking lot.)
Me: See? Remember it now?
Mason: No.
Me: Yeah! We come here all the time!
Mason: I don’t remember.
(Inside, our waitress comes up. We had her once before, three months ago.)
Mason: So where’s your glasses?
Waitress: Oh! I forgot them tonight.
At least his memory is good where the women are concerned.
He forgets to put his socks on before his shoes, but I’ll bet he could tell you where every single power up in Mario Kart is …