Susan: Do you want a breakfast burrito or scrambled eggs?
Me: Which is a better choice?
Susan: The eggs.
Me: Why?
Susan: Because burritos come in a tortilla.
Me: (Blink)
Susan: And tortillas are …
Me: Delicious?
Susan: Carbs.
Me: Can I still have a coffe?
Susan: Black, yes. Not an iced-white mocha.
Me: Why?
Susan: Why do you think it’s white?
Me: The ice?
Susan: Where do you think the calories come from?
Me: Heaven?
Susan: The milk.
Me: (Blink)
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You guys should have your own sitcom. The O’Haras are way better than the crap on the networks these days. I would totally DVR you.
And the blink means: Thank you dear. You are so smart and wise. I appreciate you taking such good care of me. Right? You are so lucky to have such a smart and caring wife!!!
How was the mocha?
Sweet, with a hint of guilt.
Pure comedy gold!
I thought carbs were manna from Heaven. I thought your answers were perfectly logical.