Those of you who remember Mad Magazine may remember a regular feature Al Jaffe used to write titled “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.” In each one there would be a stupid question (“Did you catch that fish?”) and then several snappy answers (such as “No, I talked him into giving himself up” and “No, I was sitting here minding my own business when the crazy thing jumped into my pail”).
Help me brainstorm snappy answers to the stupid question, “So, is it hot enough for ya?”. I’ve heard this at least 50 times in the past week and every time someone asks me I never have an answer ready to rattle back to them. If you have a good comeback for me to use, add it here. If it’s good enough, I may start using it!
Here’s a picture taken inside my car yesterday. I’m sure my truck’s black paint had something to do with the reading. Yes, it is hot enough for me.
“So, is it hot enough for ya?�
– No, I like my flesh well-done and extra crispy!
– No, I’m used to 3rd degree burns.
– No, the heat is perfect for skin cancer.
– No, it’s too cold. Can you move the sun closer?
– No, why? Am I in Hell?